Monday, August 15, 2011

If you watched it backwards:

If you watch WALL-E backwards, it is about a robot who escapes from a human spaceship with the only plan in existence, buries it on Earth, and starts vomiting garbage everywhere.

If you watch the Back to the Future trilogy backwards, you see Marty and his friend Doc travel forwards through time form 1885 to 1985, while not seeming to have aged at all.

If you watch The Bachelor backwards, it is about a guy that steaks roses from women and becomes a pimp.

If you watch Independence Day backwards, it is about soldiers harassing the crap out of a bunch of aliens until they say, “screw it lets just build a bunch of national monuments and leave.”

If you watch Fight Club backwards, it is about a schizophrenic who cures himself by going to terminal disease gatherings, which give him insomnia.

If you watch ‘21’ backwards, it is about three young adults getting killed at the blackjack tables until they decide to go to college.

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